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To: CapnJack

Begs the question of what did they do with the old one.


10 posted on 03/19/2008 9:19:25 AM PDT by AU72
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To: AU72

You hate to waste a perfectly good anus!


16 posted on 03/19/2008 9:21:30 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: AU72
Begs the question of what did they do with the old one.

He is the head of their National Health now.

58 posted on 03/19/2008 9:43:29 AM PDT by Gorzaloon
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To: AU72

It was last seen marching in San Francisco, wearing a pink shirt & hat.


73 posted on 03/19/2008 9:59:17 AM PDT by SmithL (That's my story & I'm sticking to it!)
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To: AU72
"Begs the question of what did they do with the old one. "

Well....they took the old one down to the anus stretching machine in the basement of the hospital and hooked it up.

Ever so slowly they would pull one side, then the next and the anus grew larger. Pretty soon it had stretched to 6 feet tall....

So they gave it a briefcase, discharged it from the hospital and called it a lawyer......

115 posted on 03/19/2008 10:29:00 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: AU72
what did they do with the old one.

Sent it to Washington to join all the others......

198 posted on 03/20/2008 10:51:53 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Monkey spanking is cruel......)
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