Posted on 03/17/2008 7:18:13 AM PDT by jdm
An (almost) airtight alibi, refuting the charge that he was present in church and nodding along last summer when Wright indicted the United States of White America. So much for Newsmaxs credibility. People were ripping on me in the comments to the Juan Williams post for having called the Messiah a shrewd politician but just look at the game hes got us playing here trying to place him physically at the scene of any single sermon at a church he patronized for 20 years, as if absent that evidence we might have to believe his feigned ignorance. Newsmaxs info was bogus? Well, maybe he really didnt know after all!
Actually, I like this explanation better. Wait for it. About halfway through.
Who put this in breaking news?!
I did.
Since when did Newsmax have credibility?
LOL!
AAAHHHH IT’s REDSTATE UPDATE!!!
You guys have GOT to subscribe to these guys on youtube. I have been watching for about a year and I mean I have almost peed they are so funny.
One clip: Obama admitted to smoking pot...
Dunlap (young guy) And that’s why Obama got caught with a bong.
Jackie (old guy) A bong? I thought he smoked menthol.
And these guys are both the same age, but I swear they have the mannerisms of southerners down pat. I think Jackie is my mother in law in male costume. The mouth movements, the way he holds his cigarette. I am telling you, you HAVE to see all of them on youtube. They are brilliant because to Libs, they represent the typical stupid Republican. But to us Republicans, the jokes they say about Dems are freaking HILARIOUS!!!!
“Aw, hell, what do you need lotion for? Are your hands chapped?”
That’s one of the funnier one’s I’ve seen.
Newsmax is ridiculously unreliable! Film at 11.
No kidding! It’s the conservative National Enquirer. Why do we allow articles from that place to be posted here?
LMAO!!!
I’m so glad I’m not the only nut for these nuts.
I’m telling you, I have everyone I know waiting for the new updates.
They even had Kenny Thompson on cause of ole Jackie’s love of ole Fred Thompson.
God, these guys are comedic genuises IMO, and smart politically too!
Since when does a member of a church need an alibi for not attending a service?
Why not - you’ve gotta peel the bark to find the heartwood.
Other than that, I can't explain it further because of the importance of keeping Mod decisions a complete mystery to you mortals.
FR bookmark , .. ( “now ya got me thinkin’ about all those slightly different yummy Hush Puppies I sampled throughout the southern states , .. but that’s another thread!” )
Ping
Ok, I have to admit I didn’t believe you Mod’s had a sense of humor. I apologize cause I was completely WRONG!!
Thanks,
Mere Mortal (hehe)
He may not have been there, but doesn’t Obama get the church newsletter?
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