Absolutely. By the way, the name of this paper should be “The ‘Alternate’ Daily Planet”.
I can’t imagine living in this armpit of the planet. (Are there, honestly, any NORMAL people that live in this berg?)
I don’t know if it’s true or not, but one old cop from the Vietnam era told me that during some of the anti-war protests, the female yippees would conceal razorblades in their hands, jostle cops and slap their own faces to make a bright bloody wound that would serve as the starting gun for a general riot.
Other protesters (not necessarily part of the moonbat wing) would see the poor yippee screaming and covered with blood, assume she was beaten by a cop and charge to her ‘rescue’, resulting in the kind of huge fracas the protesters wanted.
Wouldn’t surprise me if the current batch were just as crazy.