Posted on 03/12/2008 11:13:56 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
I love reporters.
We’re getting our first rain since October here in Fargo, ND today.
If it's still around next winter, then it's a glacier...and that means globull cooling !
“One massive mound is around 80-feet high and officials told reporters that unless steps were taken to dismantle the pile, much of it would still be there when next winter started.”
Lyin’ ‘crat!
Great Guru Gore assured us that Gorbull Warming was here.
He will be tried before the Red Queen and the Mad Hatter WILL be on the jury.
Bring the popcorn!
;-)
You know, only in Montreal, land of the ambulance strike, home of mandatory French in your business, could they be too stupid to figure out how to get rid of snow when they are on an ISLAND. They just put it in the river when I lived there in the 80s.
I'm sure the Environazis put a stop to that.
I was in Baltimore a few years back when they had 22 inches. I saw snow rage as few had snow shovels to uncover their cars. In fact, they used plates and cookie sheets then guarded their spots with chairs.
On a side note: Tough for that guy to loose his guns.
Dumping snow in the lake is now illegal. The greenies are shrieking about how the road salt will make all the water “toxic” when the snow does start to melt. They of course prefer that everyone stay home from October through April, or perhaps wear snowshoes or skis.
The large, solid drifts blocking the kerb lanes and requiring mountain climbing gear for people on foot to cross the streets are mainly caused by a mixture of sand and slush that has re-frozen and been snowed over again, repeat from October through April.
From the Mike Rosen Show. (www.850koa.com Denver, Co.)
Diary Of A Mad Snow Shoveler
December 8:
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9:
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.
December 12:
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry we’ll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we’ll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I’ll never want to see snow again. I don’t think that’s possible. Bob is such a nice man. I’m glad he’s our neighbor.
December 14:
Snow, lovely snow! 8” last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn’t realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I’ll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn’t huff and puff so.
December 15:
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife’s car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that’s silly. We aren’t in Alaska, after all.
December 16:
Ice storm this morning. Fell on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17:
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should’ve bought a wood stove, but won’t admit it to her. I hate it when she’s right. I can’t believe I’m freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20:
Electricity’s back on, but had another 14” of the stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think they’re lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they’re out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they’re lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he’s lying.
December 22:
Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white thing fell today, and it’s so cold it probably won’t melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and by the time I got dressed, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he’s too busy. I think he is lying.
December 23:
Only 2” of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she...nuts??? Why didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she’s also lying.
December 24:
6” Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the guy who drives that snowplow, I’ll drag him through the snow for sure. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I’ve just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the snowplow.
December 25:
Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D3D@x@!x!x1 snow tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she’s an idiot. If I have to watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” one more time, I’m going to kill her.
December 26:
Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She’s really getting on my nerves.
December 27:
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.
December 28:
Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. This is driving me crazy!!!
December 29:
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30:
Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9” predicted.
December 31:
Set fire to what’s left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8:
I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
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Source: Millan.net
Here in Toronto there are snow dumps that are built up the same way you build a pile of sand- as they pile more on, they build a ramp up the side so that the trucks are dumping on the top of the pile.
Actually, you don’t want it there. It is infused with so much road salt that it would kill just about everything in the lake.
I believe the enviros forced them to stop dumping it in the river due to the road salt.
And where does all of it go when it melts naturally?
The key is that when it melts naturally it doesn’t all go in at the same spot. Dumping all of the snow in a single place in a body of water can create a “dead zone”, but a gradual runoff isn’t as big a problem because it is both diluted and dispersed. As a poster on another board once said, “The solution to pollution is dilution”.
Now Gore knows where the icebergs have gone.
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