[dixiechick2000]

I missed this on the first read!

There once was a Govn’r named Spitzer, Who couldn’t control his own spritzer. He used his account for Kristen to mount, Got caught and it’s too late to diss her.

Is that yours?

I just about fell outta my chair laughing!

Thank you, kind sir. ;o)

[Grampa Dave]

I stole that and modified it a little for my Spritzer collage.