Well, I was a little depressed this morning over losing Hastert’s seat....but this more than makes up for that!
Pass the popcorn!!!
Yes.
Apparently as a politician, he has to turn the vent fan switch on too while taking care of bodily functions on the terlet. ; )
PSSST, just don't tell HIM that and break his political spirit however for it would stifle him in doing the work of the people. /s