“I keep all the cats in my house and 100 of them sleep in my bedroom at night. I am too frightened to let them out...”
“You freakin’ people have a screw loose. I wish somebody would start a campaign like this in my neighborhood. Dirty breath stealers...”
Dude, I don’t even have a cat...
I’m thinking that the person who keeps 100 cats in her house, has a VERY STINKY house! EEwwwwww!