You forgot about him eating babies too.
Israel and Russia are growing closer and closer. Putin is the only World statesman, along with the Pope, who speaks up for the plight of Iraq's Christians. Putin supports Infidel Serbia against Muslim Kosovo. Putin's saved Russia and is incredibly popular there.
BUT Putin's a fascist 'cos....erm....erm
Let me guess, you call all adults you don't like, "fascists". Maths teachers 'cos the sums are too 'ard. Your dad 'cos 'e makes you come 'ome before 11.
I bet you have acne too.
Whoops. Apologies, wideawake.