Top 10 things overheard at the Precinct 207 caucus:
10. Does the coke machine take food-stamps?
9. I am voting for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriends wife.
8. I know he doesn't say anything, but he says it soooo well.
7. Excuse me, can you sign this so I can prove to my parole office that I was here.
6. If we weren't such a-holes, the muslims would love us.
5. It's Bush's fault!
4. Why stop at health care? Why not free auto insurance as well?
3. If I hadn't aborted her, my daughter would be about your age.
2. I am just here for the welfare.
And the number one thing overheard at the precinct 207 caucus...
1. Which one of you wants to pay for my rectal exam?
Good. (in a really sick sort of twisted, and eerily accurate, way)
LOLZ!!!
Do you write for Letterman?
If not, you should consider it!
Your #862 post belongs in a top ten list of the best of this thread.