[Xenalyte]

So since the story is probably not true, who should we throw off a cliff?

[TigersEye]

Everyone who has ever been responsible for the death of another being please report to the nearest cliff.

All those who have not can pick up their halo in the mess hall where donut holes and Kool-Aid will be served.

"Hi. Welcome to the mess hall. Halo? heh heh No, he meant HALO, as in 'high altitude low opening' parachute drop. heh heh We're all out of parachutes but grab a donut hole and some Kool-Aid and these guys will get you loaded up for the drop. heh heh. You never hurt another living thing eh? heh heh, that's a good one. Don't you guys think that's a good one?"

[Fawn]

I’ll let you know when I find out if the story is true.