To this day when people talk about horoscopes, and their “signs” it gives me the creeps:
Today money matters are of utmost importance.
You will meet a mysterious person this week, so tuck in your shirt and pull your shoulders back.
Beware of geminis next month.
Bark at the moon on the 4th Friday of the month after washing your hair in cold water.
Jump on one leg for 15 minutes before breakfast on Wednesday for good luck, and excess income for your firstborn.
I visulaize Babs Streisand, Susan Srandon, half of ‘The View”, Oprah Winfrey and Jane Fonda “out to lunch” whenever I merely hear the word “horror-scope”.
Mine was red bi a roads’s collar.