[LottieDah]

When President George W. Bush leaves office, AlQuaeda will put down their swords and disband. The Taliban will encourage freedom of religion and the education of women. There will no longer be hurricanes and tsunamis. The hungry will be fed, the sick will be healed yadda, yadda yadda. Liberals are so freaking gullible.

[AZLiberty]

And, don’t forget, global warming ended in mere anticipation of George W. Bush leaving office.