LOLOLOL - that is funny on soooo many levels.
Response later.
(BTW, c-rats aren’t _really_ frozen until an hour on the yukon stove won’t thaw them out.)
Burnt on the bottom and ice on the top.
Yummy!
We used to keep a bucket of water on the top to add a bit of humidity and we would pre-thaw the worst of the cans with the hot water.
Or
Stick the box on the tailpipe of the MK 108 & let it cook. Beans and weenies will explode tho......