True
Add the sudden flare of a tree ignigting in the dead blackness of a winter night from a slow burning tundra fire (you could XXXX yourself on that one)
Spitting in the air to watch the ice hit the ground
Have all your coms go south but see the most spectacular Northern Lights display in years
Watch *your* pallet load of C rats hit the ice cold dirt because the (60 foot) chute failed to deploy. And you get to dig for breakfast......
And that latrine duty - where you are on the roster to burn off the frozen ring, from the cast iron commode on the clondike.
Challenge time - one sentence, as many words as you can manage, NWTC.
Have at it.