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Woman threw egg salad at Secret Service agent, police say
www.statesman.com ^ | 02/25/08 | Tony Plohetski

Posted on 02/25/2008 11:20:02 AM PST by TornadoAlley3

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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

The yolk’s on them ova there! It was quite the coop!

Now I’m gonna have to come up with some scratch to hire a layer to represent me...


101 posted on 02/26/2008 8:35:33 PM PST by glock rocks (...an orange Toyota? Tell me I'm going to wake up soon...)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping!


102 posted on 02/26/2008 8:45:30 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Hmmm, the entire concept of assaulting (or, for that matter, peppering or paprikaing) a Secret Service Agent is one I would prefer to Ovoid.


103 posted on 02/26/2008 8:57:30 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (We've checked, and all your zeroes are OK. We're still working on your ones.)
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To: DoughtyOne

Just as a comic aside, what would these guys do if the President’s at a fund-raiser, and a food fight breaks out? Would they take a guacamole for the President?


104 posted on 02/26/2008 9:15:07 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (http://www.publishedauthors.net/benmaxwell/index.html or try http://astore.amazon.com/bemasnebo-20)
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To: Eleutheria5

Yes, and all the other agents would be greenless with envy.


105 posted on 02/26/2008 9:51:08 PM PST by DoughtyOne (We've got Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumber left. Name them in order. I dare ya.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would say in this case, the yolk is on her.


106 posted on 02/26/2008 10:36:54 PM PST by punster
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To: TornadoAlley3
Tracy Firsching, 47, is charged with assault on a peace officer, a third-degree felony for which she faces up to 10 years in prison.

I like consistency. I want law enforcement officers who assault citizens to go to jail. And I want citizens who assault law enforcement officers to face the same fate.

I can only imagine what goes through a law enforcement officer's mind in the split second he or she has to decide if the projectile being thrown is something that may kill them.

The affidavit said Firsching told Sanders that, “You’re going to have to arrest me”

Okie dokie. Idiots with an overblown sense of entitlement won't win any of my sympathy any time soon.

107 posted on 02/26/2008 10:47:20 PM PST by mountainbunny
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...

I can’t believe she got that upset ovum this. She probably just needed to get laid. No matter what her defense attorney hatches, he will wind up getting shelled in court.


108 posted on 02/27/2008 6:08:32 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/___________________Profile updated Tuesday, February 19, 2008)
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To: rawhide

“Maybe the SS officer egged her on?”

Personal foul. Unnecessary laughter.


109 posted on 02/27/2008 7:12:56 AM PST by billhilly (I was republican when republican wasn't cool. (With an apology to Barbara Mandrell.))
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
"My theory is there had to be a second salad shooter, probably standing on the nearby greasy roll. Otherwise that was one magic yolk!

One Question yet be-devils the matter: would egg salad buyback programs in the inner cities stop hardboiled criminals?"


LOL!

That was very clever!

110 posted on 02/27/2008 7:29:44 AM PST by dixiechick2000 (There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. ~~ Will Rogers)
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To: TornadoAlley3
she faces up to 10 years in prison.

10 years? Yolk! Eggscuse meeee!

111 posted on 02/27/2008 8:20:36 AM PST by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

LOL


112 posted on 02/28/2008 7:45:32 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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