They don't have much room to criticize in any direction do they?
"McCain had an affair...uh, yeah. He did favors for lobbyists... Well, you know, are there any stories about Obama or McCain murdering associates? No? Trading military technology for cash with China? What? No? Uhm, campaign finance irregu... What??? Shoe? Oh, Hsu. ... Dammit! Contributions from Chinese restaurant... Oh, wait. Eff it! Vote for me or I'll kill your pets!!!"