-—All I know is that whenever I tell my Texan friends that I want to move there from New Jersey, they go into this long rant about how it gets to be 140 degrees in the shade and the mosquitos are so big they carry off small children.-—
Funny, it’s like that in Montana, too. Plus there is terrible cold, winter 7 months out of the year and then the forest fires. Did I mention mad dog rednecks in pickups with guns everywhere? And those are the Democrats!
Drat! I guess I might as well just stay in New Jersey, then!