You sound like a nice person, but... With all due respect, you're going to have to speak for yourself on that one. We are inundated with New Jerseyites and New Yorkers who have no problem telling us how "they do it" up north.
You may be right about that. My apologies on behalf of my obnoxious bretheren. I just assumed that, having escaped from the New Jersey Nightmare, they would emerge chastened and humble.
Bad assumption, eh?