Cute. Now do a song about how much better off we’ll be with Obama.
OK, done:
Unrestrained Humility (Sung to ‘Unchained Melody’ by the Righteous Brothers)
Oh-prah-bama... is calling…
I wonder ore’ just what…
Alone… he contrives?
And ‘Time’ … glows ‘bout… how only,
This man… can do so much…
Our new… Divine.
Why we must love… mmmm…
Why he’s above… mmmm…
God, n’ “she’s” sure of… ooh… change we need.
“Honey, give your vote,” says Winfrey, says Winfrey…
“To the Oprah Show,” arms with me… yeah!
Homey bangers cry, “What’s for me? What’s for me?”
“We be on de throne, wait n’ see!”
O-prah-bama… is calling,
I hunger… Hunger… for your trust,
For all… All of time.
And I’m so wise… so holy,
And I’m… the one in touch,
Are you… all mine!?
I – feel your love!
I – I – I – need your love…
God, decrees you to love… me.