Why don’t you just declare yourself “Democrat” and make it official?
Why don't you just kiss my white ass and make your homosexuality official?
Now that we've traded insults: Come the general election, please feel free to vote for your fake-conservative candidate if you want. He's going to lose to Obama anyway. As for me, I only vote for conservative candidates. I would no more cast my vote for a socialist minorities-and-Muslims suckup (Obama) or a open-borders Chamber-Of-Commerce suckup (McCain) than I would for a Klansman or a Jihadi. The very idea of doing so is repugnant to me.
But if it means something to you to be a cheerleader for the Elephants and take part in this farcical political game, I won't piss on your pompoms. No matter which team is ahead when the final whistle blows in November, the nation (and the American family) loses. The only thing left for a conservative to do is to refuse to participate in the game.