Washington, DC (PRWEB) January 2, 2008 — President Barack Hussein Obama expressed thanks today to his friends in the conservative cause for not supporting Senator McCain in the last election. “We were concerned that Senator McCain’s strong military stance might have been a tipping point in the election, but thankfully, conservative voters remained home on principles. Let me assure the American public and our global equals that principles will not be a concern in this administration.”
The President also announced that he will be heading up a Peace Conference with Arab and Persian nations next month, “reaching across the cultural aisle,” and has offered to pull all US forces from the Mideast this year. In a closed door session, President Obama privately told Israeli representatives that they were on their own while scraping any further aid to the belligerent country while assuring Palestinians that a $5 billion aid package would soon be pushed through the Democratic-controlled House and Senate.
“Once again,” noted the President, “it was the the principled conservative voting bloc that allowed me what I wanted, the White House and total control of Congress.”
The White House is also pushing for a comprehensive Universal Health Care package to be passed before Congress adjourns for the summer. The Treasury Department is currently running three shifts, printing more money “then Carter has pills,” quipped Obama as he took a long drag on a Kool cigarette, to pay for his vision of a health care system that anybody can enjoy.
After wrapping up his Mideast business, the President will stop in Moscow and meet with Prime Minister Putin to assure him that intercept missiles will not be deployed in Europe, a deployment that Senator McCain insisted would have begun this year, "if only Republicans had banded together last Novemeber to defeat Obama's run to the White House." Jamial X, press secretary and former Nation of Islam spokesman, hinted during an informal press conference on Air Force Once, that once indictments against Antoin "Tony" Rezco were dropped next week, the Chicago financier would be added to the White House staff as a special advisor to the President. "With his Mideast connections," noted Mr. X, "Tony will act as a liaison between the US and the real powers in the Mideast." ###
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