[svcw]

Special “floaty” shoes, LOLO - never heard that before.

[DelphiUser]

Special “floaty” shoes, LOLO - never heard that before.

From my imagination to your Funny bone... OOPS, missed again! :)

[DelphiUser]

This post is dedicated to all those who hate Mormons and those who don't know enough to yet (it's humor, OK? and I'm a Mormon, so I can say that, OK? Mods, don't delete this it's humor!)

Top Ten Reasons to Vote for a Mormon President

10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle.

9) NASA could commission a satellite to "hie to Kolob".

8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service.

7) All official government prayers could include the phrase "that we all can get home safely".

6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected.

5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also in Lemuel's terms.

4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home teaching.

3) Not only could he pronounce "Nuclear" but also "Mahonri, Moriancumer" and "Maher Shalal Hash Baz".

2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible "as far as it is translated correctly".

1) Finally a first family large enough to fill up the White House.

My Dad once told me, if you can't laugh at yourself, everyone else will.