[The_Media_never_lie]

Don’t think I could envison anything fun about being with a drunk Hillary unless it was very, very late and I was way, way drunker.

[daviscupper]

It is humanly impossible to get that drunk. Some things are impossible: You cannot exceed the speed of light. You cannot get colder than “absolute” zero. Any you cannot get drunk enough to make Hillary look attractive. Sorry, it is just one of those universal constants.

[DannyTN]

unless it was very, very late and I was way, way drunker."

You know what Double Coyote Ugly is?

Coyote Ugly is when you wake up in the morning and look down and she's so ugly you gnaw your arm off to avoid waking her up.

Doube Coyote Ugly is when you gnaw the other arm off too so that you won't ever drink again.