Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., receives flowers before speaking during a campaign rally at Don Haskin Arena in El Paso, Texas, Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2008. (AP Photo/LM Otero)
"I understand you're a super delegate. I can count on you, can't I?"
"Sloven underling. Bring me more 100,000 illegal Mexican votes in Texas, and I'll grant your family reprations for life."