[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

At this point, I’d like to encourage everyone to vote for my very conservative dog, Spike. He’s a great Jack Russell Terrier. He would never screw us like McCain surely will. At most, he’d ask for is dog treat in every pot. He’s in favor of smaller government, tax cuts, and crushing our enemies.

[littlehouse36]

He’s in favor of smaller government, tax beef cuts, and crushing our enemies.

[LADY J]

"At this point, I’d like to encourage everyone to vote for my very conservative dog, Spike. He’s a great Jack Russell Terrier. He would never screw us like McCain surely will. At most, he’d ask for is dog treat in every pot. He’s in favor of smaller government, tax cuts, and crushing our enemies."

I have two mini dachshunds. Oscar can be VP & Buck can be Secretary of State!!

[kimmie7]

My Jack Russell, Cookie, would be happy to consider the VP spot. Her only requirements in life are a super sturdy Kong doggie toy, a warm inviting lap, and beef jerkey as far as the eye can see.

[unspun]

Caligula had his horse and Mad Tom has his dog.

[presently no screen name]

Just what we need - another dog in the race! LOL

Spike’s got my vote - he’s is truly a man’s best friend. Dogs have loyalty unlike man.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

At this point, I’d like to encourage everyone to vote for my very conservative dog, Spike. He’s a great Jack Russell Terrier. He would never screw us like McCain surely will. At most, he’d ask for is dog treat in every pot. He’s in favor of smaller government, tax cuts, and crushing our enemies.

I'll confess, I'm already somewhat intrigued. What's his stance on illegal immigration...? ;)