[Michael Knight]

Quick! Congress needs to get a global warming stimulus package together to stop the global cooling. We’ll issue a 1983 454 suburban to every man, woman and child in the country and pass a federal law that you have to drive at least 30 miles to work each way. If you live closer then that you have to circle the block first. All hybrid cars have to be taken to the landfill so they can be trashed.

I mean that would do it right?

Of course if the sun’s fire is going out, maybe we just need to shoot some fire wood or coal over there and get it going again.

[El Gato]

Of course if the sun’s fire is going out, maybe we just need to shoot some fire wood or coal over there and get it going again.

Uuuh, sure