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To: neverdem
Khabibullo Abdusamatov?

An astronomer named Khabibullo
Claimed the sun was increasingly dull-o
"Where I used to see lots
I no longer see spots
And the flares seem to be in a lull-o."

"Not so fast," said a fellow named Gore
"If they're lacking we need to make more.
Sunspot credits, you see,
You can purchase from me,
And I promise you warming galore!"

But the sun is decreasingly bright
As the heat of the day fades to night
Al's counting the ducats
In their bags, bins, and buckets.
It turns out P.T. Barnum was right.

I'll pass on "Abdusamatov," thanks. Too dang hard.

123 posted on 02/09/2008 5:58:39 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

LOL!

Really, really good.


125 posted on 02/09/2008 6:01:18 PM PST by patriciaruth (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1562436/posts)
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To: dighton; aculeus; AnAmericanMother

Ping to the Light Verse Brigade. Why not? It’s Saturday night...


129 posted on 02/09/2008 6:54:10 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill; Charles Henrickson; MinuteGal

You make it look easy. Ping to a coupla more Light Verse Brigadiers.


140 posted on 02/09/2008 9:01:36 PM PST by dighton
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