Flowers, Honey?? Thank you!
You’re apologizing for throwing me down the stairs again last night? I forgive you Darling, Oh, I love you too!
What a beautiful box of candy! Is that for me? ! How sweet! You really are sorry, aren’t you!!
My eye?? My eye will be fine, Sweetheart!
Yes, the doctor said the swelling will be gone in no time. I can get the stitches out in a few weeks. No, I realize it wasn’t all your fault. I shouldn’t have made you so mad! I need to just mind my place more! Yes dear,, I know,, I need to just stay out of your way!
And that cracked rib will heal right up! I know you didn’t mean to kick me so hard.
Oohh,, you haven’t kissed me like that in a long, long time,,, you really are a tiger tonight!
Upstairs? ,, why, we haven’t done,, you must need me badly Baby, yes, of course Sweetheart! I’m right here! How could I have ever doubted you! I need you too,,, I need you to,,,
If that was supposed to be a response to Post 422, then you have proved the point of my Post 501.
Our nation is in danger of putting somebody like Obama in the White House who is so naive about the Realpolitiks of the World that he believes everything will be fine if we bug out of Iraq and the Persian Gulf leaving Islamist religious fanatics in Iran seeking nuclear weapons and the missiles to deliver them to U.S. soil in military control of 70% of the World's known oil reserves and you are pouting because McCain hurt your sensitive feelings.
CRASH!!!
"OMG!! A home invasion!! Honey, bring down my gun!!"
"I'm not talking to you!"
"Three guys have broken down the front door! Get me my gun NOW!!!"
"I told you I wasn't talking to you, you brute!"
"I can't hold 'em hold the off much longer! BRING DOWN THE GUN!!"
"Why should I help you with anything when you never validate my feelings?"
"AHH, GEEEZ!!! THEY ARE RAPING OUR DAUGHTER!!! BRING DOWN THE F*****G GUN!!!"
"I am through being used to simply meet your needs. You have really hurt my feelings and I will teach you a lesson!