Agreed. There isn't a conservative candidate running this time. Conservatives don't have a dog in this race.
All kvetching aside, we're witnessing nothing less than the death of The GOP. Just as conservatives witnessed the death of The Whigs in the 1850's, we're witnessing the decline and fall of The GOP today. The country has always had one party the members of which have happily prostituted their principles (The Democrats) and another party the members of which stood by their principles (First The Federalists, then The Whigs and then The GOP). Whenever the leaders of the principled party decided to prostitute their values, its followers left and founded a new principled party. (In short, the country isn't big enough for two prostitute parties.)
The only question that remains is this: Which party will take The GOP's place???