You are one funny suckah...:)
The Alameda County registrar of voters, after consulting with a judge, voluntarily directed that 14 polling places be kept open as late as 10 p.m. because the office ran out of ballots. The polling places were in Berkeley, Oakland, Hayward and Fremont.
In related news, I was watching CNN and I thought that their performance had permeated my living room in a completely new way. Turns out my pug puppy pooped on the floor.
Good news, though. The face of Mike Huckabee appeared in the poop. Magical! Can epiphanies be scatological or just eschatological?