Probably the batteries and a full moon.
heh ... I’m a conservative and not happy with the choices left ... but a democrat landslide would put conservatives in minority status for a quite a long time (or forever) ... It is not just the presidency at stake ... it is the house, senate, and the courts.
Where the heck were the conservatives in the early contests? Which were red states! NH, IOWA, NEVADA, SC, and FLORIDA. Many more people have participated in the frickin’ democrat contests in these states! That should set off a huge frickin’ alarm for the bigwigs at the RNC! We had 5 conservative candidates (who all dropped out due to lack of support ... i.e. voting and contributions; Brownback, Gilmore, Tancredo, Hunter, and Thompson) ... then left with 4 RINOs (Rudy who since dropped out, Romney, McCain, and Huckabee) and one who knows what (Paul)