I saw Chuck Norris in an interview the other night for Huck, and it was sad. Norris is obviously a nice man, but not too bright. I’m actually ashamed to say it surprised me. I bought into the whole Chuck Norris “thing”.
Back in the 80’s when I was actually in good shape, I bought a pair of “Chuck Norris Action Jeans” They were tight fitting so I could acentuate my shapely buttocks yet had a lycra crotch so I could throw high kicks while wearing them, just in case I had to take on a gang of thugs. Well it turns out that occasion unfortunately never happened. That was the end of my involvement with Chuck Norris other than watch a few reruns of his lame TV shows. I had to laugh when he became Huck’s spokesmodel!