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Baby Dolphin Murders Blamed on US Military… Culprit OTHER Dolphins!
Canada Free Press ^ | 1-26-08 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on 01/27/2008 6:13:11 PM PST by dynachrome

So, scientists find the dead bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotland’s East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like. Back in 1997 the whole C.S.I. treatment was given these animals and guess who these scientists first blamed? You guessed it, the United States Military. It turns out, however, that scientists have now realized that it is the “smartest” fishie on earth that is responsible. Yes, they were surprised to discover that dolphins are outright murderers. So much for a “smarter” more “peaceful” ocean, eh?

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: animalsgonewild; dolphins; freepun; marinebiology; murder; usn
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To: dynachrome
I've witnessed this event here in North Florida. Like Don Surber says, "Flipper Joins the Sopranos." Chilling.

One commenter said, "so, if we buy dolphin-friendly tuna, are we abetting a crime?" heh.

-Joan

21 posted on 01/27/2008 6:55:04 PM PST by JoanVarga ("¿Por qué no te calles?")
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To: dynachrome

So long, and thanks for all the fish.


22 posted on 01/27/2008 7:05:24 PM PST by Roccus (Nose-holder voter)
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To: dynachrome
Lefties are always the first to blame the military - if it suits their porpoises......
23 posted on 01/27/2008 10:26:20 PM PST by ASOC (The Captain doesn't choose the storm....)
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To: dynachrome
.... bodies of dozens of dolphins and baby porpoises near Miami, Florida and across the pond along Scotland’s East Coast. These aquatic mammals where literally beaten to death with multiple internal injuries, lacerations, contusions and the like.

It's a Gang thing. Dolphins and Porpoises just don't like each other.

I've seen some of their fights, wasn't pretty. Switch-blade knives and Saturday Night Specials were everywhere. A few even had TEC-9s (the gang leaders). It was utter carnage.

24 posted on 01/28/2008 5:09:33 AM PST by Condor51 (I wouldn't vote for Rooty under any circumstance -- even if Waterboarded!)
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To: dynachrome

Probably they were ex-military dolphins who were trained to murder by the military and then turned back into the civilian dolphin population without proper counseling.


25 posted on 01/28/2008 5:45:49 AM PST by jim_trent
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To: Condor51

Actually, dolphins have been known to attack and kill porpoises.


26 posted on 01/28/2008 8:04:57 AM PST by -=SoylentSquirrel=-
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