[mthom]

“Disabled spy satellite threatens Earth”

Yes, it threatens the entire Earth. Its very existence. Geez, do they even look at writing samples before they hire these “reporters”?

[rdl6989]

“Disabled spy satellite threatens Earth”

We're doomed!

[Towed_Jumper]

““Disabled spy satellite threatens Earth””

But look at the bright side...if this spy satellite does destroy the Earth, Al Gore won’t have to worry anymore about ‘global warming’.”