Well I’m shopping for a new car, which one’s me? A cool convertible or an SUV.
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whacked, so I driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells “free”, credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my TV. Thought about goin’ but was too lazy.
Now instead of lookin’ fly I’m looking fat, my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse’s getting laughed at.
F-R-E-E, that spells “free”, credit report dot com baby....
Nah, the pirate song is better. Pirates are fun.