Ron Paul said he is sending Jack Lalanne to take on Stallone and Norris.
I remember watching his show on tv when I was a kid. I really liked his white German Shepard, Happy. Jack is an American treasure, that's for sure.
And, IMHO, Jack Bauer wipes the floor with both Chuck Norris and Rambo.
The Boogeyman sleeps with a light on in case Jack Bauer is in his closet.