[B4Ranch]

I would probably hire a professional to teach the dog how to cripple invaders without barking because I wouldn't want to disturb my neighbors. You know stand at the window wagging its tail, inviting all idiots to trespass. Then with a few quick moves confine the idiot to the corner of the room where he or she would have to remain until I arrived home to handle disposal.

[archy]

I would probably hire a professional to teach the dog how to cripple invaders without barking because I wouldn't want to disturb my neighbors. You know stand at the window wagging its tail, inviting all idiots to trespass. Then with a few quick moves confine the idiot to the corner of the room where he or she would have to remain until I arrived home to handle disposal.

Good doggie!

Hmmm, a Rottie/Basenji cross also comes to mind....

Let them come up with a breed name for THAT one!