[Dysart]

Green Robots and Dogs

I am Sam I am Sam Sam I am

That Sam-I-am! Than Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!

Do you like green robots and dogs?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green robots and dogs.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green robots and dogs. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green robots and dogs. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you view them in a box? Would you view them with a fox?

Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not view them here or there. I would not view them anywhere. I would not view green robots and dogs. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you? In a car? View them! View them! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green robots and dogs. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not view them with a mouse. I will not view them in a house. I will not view them here or there. I will not view them anywhere. I do not view green robots and dogs. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

[big'ol_freeper]

The robot is silver and technically the dog is blue speckled.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, Dy! All them words... and not one single photo!

[SamAdams76]

Dammit! Green robots and dogs, begone! I do not like them anyway, anyday, anyhow and anywhere. I like my dogs black and tan. No other way. I don’t like poodles and I don’t like spaniels. I just like my dogs black and tan. Like my beer. As for robots, if they ain’t fetching me beer, I ain’t got no use for them.