Proof Of Global Warming!
It has been reported from a usually reliable source that a new record high land surface record was recorded last August at the monitoring station located on the south side of the blacktop parking lot next to the air conditioner at Al Gore's North Carolina Estate.
This occured shortly before the air conditioner unit seized up and exploded, ripping the back wall off the home.
Fortunately no-one was home at the time except the now deceased illegal immigrant caretaker as the Gore familiy was flying around the world in their private Boeing 747 bringing their "Fight Global Warming World Tour" to 153 countries.
Really? It was 10 degrees in Salt Lake this morning. Brrrrr.