I voted for Mike Huckabee. I’m not dumb, and I am conservative. I would even say very conservative. Keep on painting with your broad strokes, newbie. You don’t know a dang thing about me.
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Ah, but you're wrong. I know a LOT about you!
I know you voted for a guy who gave in-state tuition to kids of illegal aliens, and who called opponents of amnesty nativists and racists.
I know you voted for a guy who increased taxes nearly 50% during his tenure as governor of Arkansas, and who increased spending at THREE TIMES THE RATE OF INFLATION.
I know you voted for a guy who pardoned 1100 criminals, more than every neighboring state COMBINED during his tenure. I know that one of those recipients of Huckster's largesse - a violent rapist - went on to commit a murder.
I know you voted for a guy who buys into the man-made Global Warming scam.
I know that you voted for a guy who has proposed a national smoking ban.
I know you voted for the ONLY Republican candidate who sought - AND RECEIVED - the NEA endorsement. I also know that the reason he got that endorsement is that he opposes school vouchers.
I know that you voted for a guy who wants to shut down Guantanamo so the rest of the world will like us better.
I know that you voted for the only GOP presidential candidate to voice disapproval of Bush's veto of the "S-CHIP" expansion.
I know that you voted for a guy who covered up for his dog-torturing scumbag of a son when he was governor.
I know that you voted for a guy who responds to substantive attacks on his record with potty jokes.
And above all, I know that you won't even try to justify or explain any of this. Because like every Huckabee supporter I've encountered, you are immune to facts. I know that you won't debate issues becuase you know your candidate is an open-borders nanny-state, income redistributor and that his record and public statements prove it.
See? I know a lot about you!
Hank