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To: blam

"The answer is: 'IN all the splendor available at the time.'"

4 posted on 01/15/2008 11:03:07 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: theDentist
Also, you will find this interesting.

How the Pyramids were Built

The Egyptions, as you probably know, loved cats and they found them to be more than useful for moving heavy stones, yes it's true. Recall first that a cat always lands on it's feet. Knowing this the Egyptions used another piece of common knowledge, that a buttered piece of bread always lands buttered side down (frustrating but true). So, the Egyptions put these two forces together and tied buttered pieces of bread (butter side up) to the backs of cats, then daisey chained huge grids together forming -- you guessed it, "Huge daisey chains of Buttered Backed Cats" which would then levitate as the two opposing forces fought each other. Once they learned this a single man cold push a 20 ton stone accross the dessert, quite simple really ...
9 posted on 01/15/2008 11:11:25 AM PST by Scythian
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To: theDentist

“History has a special scent and taste at Karnak Temple”

Mayonnaise from Funk & Wagnall’s porch?


14 posted on 01/15/2008 11:55:13 AM PST by jagusafr ("Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em!" - Robert Heinlein)
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To: theDentist

I was wondering how far down I’d have to scroll before someone posted a picture of Johnny’s Carson’s Carnak character. Not very far, as it turns out.


18 posted on 01/15/2008 12:16:33 PM PST by Steve_Seattle (|)
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