Who's Tired of Pink

Huff via Drudge ^ | 1/14/2008 | Erica Jong

[Maigrey]

How about this amount of stupidity?

She ate the whole turkey platter of Stupid.

[Maigrey]

Personally, I’d let it in the garage or something as such. I’d not let it in the house, tho.

[Ezekiel]

And then there's the pink mixer. Now that might look cute in the right kitchen but because of the forced association with "the cure", forget it. Who wants to be constantly reminded of breast cancer when mixing up a cake?

Oh, and I saw pink m&m's a couple of months ago. My initial reaction was, "Great! Now they're selling them by individual color, I think I'll buy --" Nevermind. I saw the "cure" label. Ugh. Can't even indulge in some generic chocolate without do-gooders ramming some awareness agenda down my throat at the same time. Hopefully sales are poor for all the pink cr@p and the market will prevail.

[Lijahsbubbe]

I’m so glad you brought this up. I get so tired of being bombarded with this stuff.

And what about that new commercial, “you have lung cancer, you have liver cancer, you have bladder cancer.....” Aaarrrgghh!!!

[Ezekiel]

And what about that new commercial, “you have lung cancer, you have liver cancer, you have bladder cancer.....” Aaarrrgghh!!!

Never seen this one. What is it, Hillary stabbing voodoo dolls of her opponents?

[Yardstick]

What I like about that outfit is its understatedness.

[filbert]

And that is why Erica has been married four times.

The fact that she is still married to #4 simply provides anecdotal data that 25% of all males are complete, total, utter morons.

Of course we're talking about New York males, so the sample is skewed accordingly.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Hahaha. Not a stretch at all!

It’s a commercial for the evils of cigarette smoking.

[A_Former_Democrat]

And you know at the first sign of danger, Jong and her ilk run to “pink” for protection.

[Twinkie]

We have three big windows on the back of our house that birds fly into quite a bit. I always go out and pick them up in a towel and wrap them up and hold them securely in my lap for a while in the house so they’ll stay warm. I don’t let them go to sleep during that time; then in about half an hour or so, if they have survived, I take them back outside and open up the towel so they can fly away if they have come to enough that they feel like they can fly away (hint: they will fly away if they do feel well enough.) If not, then I take them back inside for a little while longer, then repeat the process until they’re able to fly away. (If I don’t do this, they will either freeze to death or the cat will get them.) Don’t let them get away from you inside your house!

[G Larry]

My rewrite: “Green Women”

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I am so tired of green women pretending that war is unnecessary, because no concession is too great for them. I am so tired of green women telling us that baby killing is a reasonable “choice”, when the only result is the dehumanization of women as sex toys. I am so tired of green women telling us terrorism will go away if we simply stay out of the Middle-East. I am so tired of green women support for failing schools that no amount of money will ever fix. I am so tired of green women having husbands who stand behind them and nod sagely on television. I am so tired of green women expecting that someone—a brown, black, yellow or white man—will trail behind them changing light bulbs, taking out garbage, maintaining the house, yard, and cars, paying for their shopping sprees, and unemployed relatives, family vacations, kids college, and their eventual retirement. I am so tired of green women whose husbands double or triple the family income thinking they can spend it without doing a damn thing in the bedroom. I am so tired of green women spouting nonsense on TV. I am so tired of green women arguing, blathering, gossiping, ignoring the future and telling men to shut up. I am so sick of hearing that another green woman has killed her children because she was mad at her husband. I am so sick of green women talking about peace and refusing to support any effort to maintain our freedom. I am so sick of green women using their influence to support liberal activist judges, socialist political advisors, liberal editorial writers, actors, actresses, producers and writers, TV show ‘entertainers’ or supposedly sage counselors at law. I am so tired of green women.

And by the way some brown women and tan women and wheaten women do these things too.

Don’t tell me about men who are emotionally driven and void of logic. I know there are some—but fewer. So let’s just remember our fathers—who taught us to stand up on our own two feet and not blame the rest of the world for our shortcomings.

I am not stupid. I know all generalizations are false. I know there are bad fathers, bad men, bad brothers, bad uncles, and bad males of every stripe. But I have seen enough women in high office to last a lifetime. Let’s give wisdom a chance!

[astounded]

“Here I am, stuck in the middle with you”...

[thulldud]

Go to Fred's website and you can get a T-shirt with that tagline on it. It's in the "Offensive Junk" section.

[null and void]

I’d guess Ms Jong is voting vagina this year...

[null and void]

Pietro ~ Shut up and get me a sandwich.

ArrogantBustard ~ She'd probably poison it.

So? If I was stuck with her, I'd eat it.

[null and void]

Maybe not, but they must somehow be an insult to Islam!

EVERYTHING somehow insults islam...

[null and void]

My guess is that she used a whole lot of equipment invented by white men to post her diatribe.

One of life's little ironies?

Wite-Out was invented by a woman...

[null and void]

Funny that you said she should be helping Hilary. As soon as I read this, I thought of Hilary. LOL. Imagine biting that ankle!

It would take someone with a BIG mouf. Ms Jong is qualified...

[null and void]

Move him to where you can’t see him out the window?

(I know, I’m all heart here)...

[null and void]

Oh, and I saw pink m&m's a couple of months ago. My initial reaction was, "Great! Now they're selling them by individual color, I think I'll buy --" Nevermind. I saw the "cure" label. Ugh. Can't even indulge in some generic chocolate without do-gooders ramming some awareness agenda down my throat at the same time. Hopefully sales are poor for all the pink cr@p and the market will prevail.

Dude! CHILL! You need some soothing pink