Dude! CHILL! You need some soothing pink
Posted on 01/14/2008 12:18:24 PM PST by Jack Black
Who's Tired of Pink? Posted January 11, 2008 | 11:45 AM (EST)
I am so tired of pink men bombing brown children and rationalizing it as fighting terrorism. I am so tired of pink men telling women (of all colors) what to do with their wombs--which connect with their brains--in case you forgot. I am so tired of pink men telling us we should stay in Iraq for generations. I am so tired of pink men buying bombs and cheating schools. I am so tired of pink men having wives who stand behind them and nod sagely on television. I am so tired of pink men expecting that someone--a brown, black, yellow or white woman--will trail behind them changing light bulbs, taking out garbage, washing laundry, keeping food in the house, taking care of kids of all ages, of parents of all ages. I am so tired of pink men whose wives double or triple the family income thinking they can spend it without doing a damn thing at home. I am so tired of pink men spouting nonsense on TV. I am so tired of pink men arguing, blathering, bloviating, predicting the future--usually wrongly--and telling women to shut up. I am so sick of hearing that another pink man has dropped his children out a window, off a bridge or killed his pregnant wife or killed his unpregnant wife because he was infatuated with another pregnant woman. I am so sick of pink men making war and talking about peace. I am so sick of pink men appointing their mediocre cronies to judgeships, to political advisors, to cushy jobs, to columns in the paper, to multimillion-dollar posts as CEOS or actors (while the actresses make less) or producers or writers or newsreaders or talk show bloviators or supposedly sage counselors at law. I am so tired of pink men.
Email Print Comment And by the way some brown men and tan men and wheaten men do these things too.
Don't tell me about women who kill. I know there are some--but fewer. So let's just remember our mothers--who bore us, protected us against our fathers and grandfathers and all the pink or brown men who wanted to rape us or kill us or starve us because we were girls.
I am not stupid. I know all generalizations are false. I know there are bad mothers, bad women, bad sisters, bad aunts, and bad females of every stripe. But I have seen enough men in high office to last a lifetime.
Let's give women a chance!
She ate the whole turkey platter of Stupid.
Personally, I’d let it in the garage or something as such. I’d not let it in the house, tho.
Oh, and I saw pink m&m's a couple of months ago. My initial reaction was, "Great! Now they're selling them by individual color, I think I'll buy --" Nevermind. I saw the "cure" label. Ugh. Can't even indulge in some generic chocolate without do-gooders ramming some awareness agenda down my throat at the same time. Hopefully sales are poor for all the pink cr@p and the market will prevail.
I’m so glad you brought this up. I get so tired of being bombarded with this stuff.
And what about that new commercial, “you have lung cancer, you have liver cancer, you have bladder cancer.....” Aaarrrgghh!!!
Never seen this one. What is it, Hillary stabbing voodoo dolls of her opponents?
What I like about that outfit is its understatedness.
The fact that she is still married to #4 simply provides anecdotal data that 25% of all males are complete, total, utter morons.
Of course we're talking about New York males, so the sample is skewed accordingly.
Hahaha. Not a stretch at all!
It’s a commercial for the evils of cigarette smoking.
And you know at the first sign of danger, Jong and her ilk run to “pink” for protection.
We have three big windows on the back of our house that birds fly into quite a bit. I always go out and pick them up in a towel and wrap them up and hold them securely in my lap for a while in the house so they’ll stay warm. I don’t let them go to sleep during that time; then in about half an hour or so, if they have survived, I take them back outside and open up the towel so they can fly away if they have come to enough that they feel like they can fly away (hint: they will fly away if they do feel well enough.) If not, then I take them back inside for a little while longer, then repeat the process until they’re able to fly away. (If I don’t do this, they will either freeze to death or the cat will get them.) Don’t let them get away from you inside your house!
My rewrite: “Green Women”
And by the way some brown women and tan women and wheaten women do these things too.
Don’t tell me about men who are emotionally driven and void of logic. I know there are some—but fewer. So let’s just remember our fathers—who taught us to stand up on our own two feet and not blame the rest of the world for our shortcomings.
I am not stupid. I know all generalizations are false. I know there are bad fathers, bad men, bad brothers, bad uncles, and bad males of every stripe. But I have seen enough women in high office to last a lifetime. Let’s give wisdom a chance!
“Here I am, stuck in the middle with you”...
I’d guess Ms Jong is voting vagina this year...
ArrogantBustard ~ She'd probably poison it.
So? If I was stuck with her, I'd eat it.
EVERYTHING somehow insults islam...
One of life's little ironies?
Wite-Out was invented by a woman...
It would take someone with a BIG mouf. Ms Jong is qualified...
Move him to where you can’t see him out the window?
(I know, I’m all heart here)...
Dude! CHILL! You need some soothing pink
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