[Lou L]

What is the only guarantee in the Constitution?

Is it a guarantee that I won't be offended by any person, place or thing?

Health-care?

Happiness?

A large-screen HDTV?

I give up...what is it??

/ s

[Loud Mime]

Usually the people would guess “life liberty, etc..

I would say “wrong document.” Then ask “Do you KNOW, not can you guess.”