change?
I Can Change – Performed by Saddam Hussein
from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Some people say that I’m a bad guy..
They may be right, they may be right.
But it’s not as if I don’t try..
I just f*** up, try as I might.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I’ll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again!
Yes I can change, I can change!
I know I’ve been a dirty little bas****.
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I’m insane!
But it’s okay, ‘CUZ I CAN CHANGE!!
It’s not my fault that I’m so evil.
It’s society, society.
You see my parents were sometimes abusive.
And it made, a pr*** of me.
But I can change, I can change!
Satan: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little bunghole?
Hey Satan! Don’t be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won’t have sh** on me!
Here I am, just watch me change.
Here you go, I’m changing!