[Jeff Chandler]

I myself subscribe to the Krackle Bar Theory on Immigration, but I am also intrigued with the Ice Cream Bon Bons Theory on Immigration. The Buttered Popcorn Theory on Immigration is pretty cool, too, because you get a free refill.

[kinoxi]

The current data tends to disprove the Krackle bar theory (not enough mass, rice is light you know).The ice cream bon-bon theory contrarily leads to infinite mass. The buttered popcorn theory has always intrigued me. I think a grant is in order...