[AlaskaErik]

You cannot train a dog to keep the peace.

Maybe not, but I trained mine to retrieve the newspaper from the end of the driveway.

[elkfersupper]

Maybe not, but I trained mine to retrieve the newspaper from the end of the driveway.

Good dog and trainer!

If you had trained it to chew somebody up on command (unless you are LEO), both of you might be dead.