“I have known OF Benazir Bhutto for a dozen years and BUT I BARELY knew her as a leader or a person since I don't know how many children she had. I knew her as someone was willing to take a risks to persue democracy on behalf of the people of Pakistan, something I will never do for the American people. She wrote a very moving autobiography, that I never read or else I would have know how many children she had, which begins with the assassination of her father who was had been the leader, a term I know nothing about, of Pakistan and was killed as well.”
“I grieve for her family, particularly her two children, but since I have the mental IQ of a Homer Simpson, I keep forgetting that the person I claimed to know had THREE children not two.”
There corrected.
Excellent. You might add “Since I spent 8 minutes with her 12 years ago that makes me fully vetted, and gives me enormous experience in how to combat terrorism . I am the only candidate with this type of foreign policy experience, and the only one qualified to be President.Oh, did you know that Obama was still in grade school in his Madrassa then?”
...and the hilary camp breathes a sigh of relief. Another gaffe narrowly averted. They owe it all to you, Fernando!
*snicker*