If he were president, the terrorists would be the schoolyard bullies picking on the wimpyest kid they could find.
“Mr President, We’ve had major terrorist attacks in 20 cities. Osama has refused your surrender plea. NORAD is reporting incoming. What shall we do?”
PUNT!
“Mr President, We’ve had major terrorist attacks in 20 cities. Osama has refused your surrender plea. NORAD is reporting incoming. What shall we do?”
Issue Letters of Marque and Reprisal!