He's fat and people laugh at his belly. That is insulting to the vertically challenged. Pay attention, XL people.
How come Mrs. Claus never gets to take the reindeer out. That is sexist. Feminists, unite
How much do the elves get paid? Nothing? That's slave labor. Do something, little people.
Why doesn't he set up shop somewhere more carbon friendly? Can you imagine how much energy it takes to run that place. Globalists wake up!Yohoo ..Al baby.
And finally, how come good kids don't all get the same gifts? He needs to take some from the rich kids to give to the poor kids. Socialist Senators, some more wealth distribution needed....Santa's Law?
Santa is the way he is due to an eating disorder. He’s not jolly, but really crying inside.